Friday's Feast (and Firefox is awesome)

I had to download Firefox onto the Mac notebook that I am using at work (gone is the big old dinosaur! enter middle-aged mac notebook with safari and internet explorer!) it's kind of awesome...

not the point. Point is here are my answers to Friday's Feast:
Appetizer
What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
I like ringtones. I think that they are a fun novelty. Shakira's "tortura" is on my phone right now. I really have nothing against the majority of ringtones. If they were not freaking $2 per ringtone, I might have a more updated one. My phone is however, usually on vibrate.
Soup
Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
I think I'm usually partly cloudy. I'm not bipolar but I can be grumpy and snippy. I'm just not usually like an overexcited teenager. (which is good because I'm 24.)
Salad
What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
Spanish? Really, I can't say that I know one subject from school more than anything else. I'm passionate about Spanish. I probably could tell you a little bit about the gospels (i could at least give you a sunday-school lesson). Maybe basic US history?
Main Course
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?
As fun as it would be to recite a Shakespeare play, I suppose I would rather remember something that would be useful for me to remember like (right now) Greek grammar.
Dessert
If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?
Oh for heaven's sake.
I'm sure it would be something puffy like a marshmallow type of candy. Like a girl shaped "Peep". Why wouldn't they just name it "erin"? Can't you imagine the conversation?

person 1: "yes! it's easter! I get to eat erins!

person 2: "ugh. they are too sweet."

person 1: "marshmallows and sugar! I can't wait!"

person 2: "way to corrode your teeth... plus erins make you fat."