Dennis is a big fan of Miguel Bose. I'm providing you a youtube clip.
I recommend that you do a youtube search for a more current Bose clip. This is, after all, a painfully 1984-ish clip. The point of THIS particular clip, though, is that in the first 30 seconds or so I said "Hey look! He's wearing red leather pants!" (Because red leather pants are not cool.)
Dennis said "I had leather pants."
And I said "SHUTUP!!"
And he said "well not RED leather pants..." and then he proceeded to tell me about how expensive they were, and how he also had a leather vest and boots. And he said he was like 15 or so.
In my mind, because I cannot picture Dennis my husband, wearing leather pants, I immediately thought of two things:
and that episode of "Friends" where Ross wears leather pants. You know the one:
Oh. My. God. My husband has in his lifetime worn leather pants.... Oh. My. God.
And yes, the pants do make a funny sound when you move (you know the inappropriate sound I'm talking about...)