Tuesday, July 31, 2007
I think it is safe to assume that Shanessa, the welsh stripper trying to become a full housemate in Big Brother UK, is not wearing knickers.
A big part of my brain wants to tell her to review the tape, see how awful this looks, and burn the dress. But another part of me sees the dress as a legendary decision on her part to say "I am just as sexy as Jennifer Lopez was when she wore a similar dress. I will bring sexy to this house."
It's a brave move. Bravo for not being ashamed of one's body, right? But where is the line between "unashamed and bold" and "I bought this for $20 at that store where all the high school girls buy clothes. I really want to be known for having sex on TV."
God, thank you for inventing sweatpants and yoga pants and lounge wear.