Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Bless her...

I've been watching a lot of British Television on the internet, lately. So I end up picking up little things like "bloody" and "fit" (instead of hot) or "aww, bless her..." (which is like saying "my goodness, she's pathetic...")

So I thought I'd post two moments of me saying "aww, bless her" when I'm really thinking that the person is really really pathetic.



Exhibit A:
Brittany Spears. Hits a car. Shocker. The part where I say "aww, bless her" is when I see that really, this wasn't a big parking spot. She really could have pulled this off because the spot was actually big enough and certainly not that different from the spot they make you park in for the California driver's test. What's perhaps most annoying (more than her little dog or her fantastic car) is that she not only hits the car, but then proceeds to ding the car's door by opening her car door. Haven't we all been in that position before where we park too close/someone parks too close to us and we have to try to keep our door from hitting their door while at the same time exiting/entering our own car?? We all try to keep from hitting each other's door. Except for Brittany Spears, who not only dings the car when she exits but also when she comes back to leave! And how does the situation resolve? She touches the damage and sticks out her bottom lip.


















Exhibit B:
Another brilliant "dress" worn by Shanessa from UK's Big Brother. It's baby pink, with a slit in the front that goes all the way up to where it's just to far up, and it's really shiny. It's like dressing up a bloated welsh barbie doll. Bless her...























One of the consequences of watching British TV is that I am also reading The Daily Mail, which is a shade below "People" Magazine and probably more on par with "US" magazine. "Bless me"...

4 comments:

NatalieLucy said...

Hey Erin,

What Brit tv shows are you watching? It's funny how many Americans actually watch Brit shows off the Internet, I've spoken to so many people who love Monty Python. I love it! However some people get it some don't. Clay doesn't get it, I'm there laughing away and he's like "I don't get this". Hehe

That's funny about Brit and the Car. I've been taking more notice about car situations now seeming I'm learning.

Hope your having a good week.

mrsmogul said...

Aww British TV! I can write a book on it! The tasteless Celebrity Big Brother was a train wreck everyone watched. The Daily Mail is like the NY Post! But worse LOL

Me, Myself and I said...

My God... I follow her online through a gossip website and I cannot imagine how unbalanced now she is.

She'll finally lose her childs ( if she has cared about anytime.... )

cindy said...

Look at Brit's lips. LOL What's going on in that lady's mind?!