b)
everyone's hating on Britney Spears but honestly, how many times have you wished you could juggle so many things in your hands at once?? She has a dog in one hand and starbucks, ciggeretttes, a phone, and probably some other things in another hand. I cannot even carry two of those funky sized fridge cases of soda cans, a bag of groceries with awkward frozen pizzas and another bag with like hot dogs and a baguette. How does she do it??
*I can't comment on the racket photo. It's just the photo that came attached to the photo of multi-tasking Brittney in pink hair.
and c)
I have two thoughts on Astroglide: If you are an under-aged reader of my blog (which I doubt) or if this is a message to any future children : Astroglide and it's counterparts including KY and any generic brands, is a PRESCRIPTION ONLY lotion FOR DRY SKIN. YOU CANNOT BUY THIS UNLESS YOU SEE YOUR DOCTOR FIRST.
2) Now, for the grown-up readers. come on. most of you are married or have taken sex-ed. Why is it that if I mention my need to buy this product in a local drug store, that person that I'm talking to acts shocked? Especially if this person is a good (married) friend who I have discussed intimacy with before? If you are married, considering marriage, or if you are interested/already doing intimate things and YOU HAVE NOT HEARD OF KY OR ASTROGLIDE, then honey, you need to stop blushing and pick up a girly magazine like "Cosmo" right now. How you made it this far, I've got no idea.
3 comments:
I saw the Brittney pink wig photo and thought it was a joke...but then again I thought the photos of her bald were jokes at first.
When is her new album coming out? That will be a distraction. For her sake and her boys, I hope it doesn't suck!
And you are really cracking me up on the personal lubricant discussion. Tee hee.
I think I once used some banana lube at 24 but all I did was lick it like balm. ANyway i watched VB's show too. I couldn't help it and wrote a little about it today.
lol yes, 10 points to Britney, she might change her profession then... and work as a clown ???¿¿?? xD
Never tried one before, but what about a chocolat one ? lol I would't finish with the whole bar! haha!
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