With one minute to spare...

On an unrelated note, I have discovered that there is a problem with my body clock. One week ago, I was able to without a clock, wake up at 6 or 7am. Now, because I have to be in class at 8am, I am automatically exhausted and cannot wake up on time. I woke up at 7:59 for my 8am class today. I did not wear my pajamas. Exactly. (I wore jeans and a sweater).


And here is a blog post you should read as it had me thinking about our daughters (our collectively as a people, but also Dennis's daughters and the girls that I teach in Sunday school and see around at church): Real Girls, Real Pressure. Let's not reinforce old and bad habits, mmkay?

In response to Angelina hate...

Touche.

Thanks to Gallery of the Absurd and my dear friend Sarah

French Fries?

Lip Dub IUT SRC Rouen 2008
by arcanes-prod

I give you the French doing Thriller all in one shot and I give you another food item with Christ. (Potato)

French people singing pop songs
+
Jesus potato
=
HOLY French Fries.

It's a tomato.

Not 'Jesus toast' per se, but seriously. It's a tomato. Why would anyone bid on a smiling tomato? Someone apparently has already bid on this tomato on ebay! Seriously. Seriously.

Here is the description:

Greetings!

After I made a salad for my family, I was shocked to see this tomato (which I refer to as my Jesus Tomato) smiling up at me. I was having a really bad day and then I saw this tomato, smiling, and I realized it must be a sign from above to let me know that everything is going to be alright! I could not eat the tomato. I washed the dill dressing from it and put it in a ziplock bag and in the freezer so that it would stay fresh, and smiling! I was going to keep the tomato but then I realized that all of us need a sign from above, even if it is in the form of a tomato. So I decided to put my tomato up for auction on ebay. One lucky bidder will be the proud new owner of the tomato. The tomato is frozen and I will have to ship it on dry ice. You can decide from there what to do with the tomato. You can keep it in your freezer and pull it out to look at it smiling at you when you are having a bad day or you can pass it along to a friend in need of some spiritual lifting.

Please email me with any questions prior to bidding. I am starting the bidding off at the small amount of $1.00. The amount for shipping is within the USA. Any amount to ship out of the country will be the buyers responsibility.

Best of luck to you!!! :o)



I really hope that the lucky auction winner of this tomato feels God's love when he or she opens the package. If you bought a tomato like this from Ebay, would you be a total jerk to just eat it?

More ridiculous, before bedtime.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com which is one of my all-time favorite sites,

Man, this is the reminder I need to never show up at a church potluck without bringing a dessert as a contribution instead of thinking "whoohoo free food!!"

Also good:

How did I miss this??

How did I miss the Jesus Spoon??

If everything tasted like Milk and Honey, wouldn't it get boring after a while?

Anyway, 96 bids on this sucker. It ended at $760.00. Don't know if it got sold or not.

Jesus came to my party...

Notice that Jesus appeared on a tortilla chip at my birthday dinner.
And also notice the cards- my in-laws wrote (translated), "your adopted parents adore you", which was probably one of the best birthday gifts ever.

I also received many phone calls and wishes, including one from my 4 year old nephew, and I felt so loved today. Thanks to all!

the new photo on my cellphone!

Best Week Ever poses the question: If the writer's strike cancels the grammy's, will anyone ever thank Jesus?

I do understand that just as you could drink every time Hulk Hogan says "Brother" on "American Gladiators", you could drink for when an artist thanks Jesus or God, while watching the Grammys. But the biggest props go to this handy Jesus graphic.

Oh My God. I must have this.

We don't even have a proper functioning toaster. But my God, would this not complete my collection???
Mother Mary Toast cookie cutter thingy!!

cinnamon buns are sweeter than toast....

It's old news, I think. But I'm adding it to my collection- Mother Teresa on a cinnamon roll. It's tastier than Jesus toast. Apparently, it's a Nashville Legend. Alas, it was stolen (eaten?)




(found via Dave's Blog)


Related posts (to refresh your memory because not all are tagged under "jesus toast"-->
The Virgencita on a cookie sheet and The list of posts including John the Baptist on our bed comforter

The Gallery of the Absurd.

this site is genius.

I've been spending a lot of time avoiding school work, by browsing all of those sites that make fun of famous people. And this is the fruit of my labor. (yes!! A new addition to my list of miracles on food!!)